Obama's fathers ancestral village witch doctor foresees Obama victory(creeps me out)

Reuters ^ | Nov 6,2012 | Reuters

[MaggieMay]

Transcript from Reuters website: This small village in the Kenyan countryside boasts a special connection to U.S. President Barack Obama. Kogelo is the ancestral village of his father - and the birthplace of the Obama surname. This is John Dima - a respected local witchdoctor who's trying to peer into the future to predict whether Obama will trounce Mitt Romney in his bid for the White House. As his wife offers instructions on the preparation of John's prophetic potions, the witchdoctor says he foresees victory for the President. (SOUNDBITE)(Luo) KOGELO WITCHDOCTOR, JOHN DIMA, SAYING: "His father was my friend; his grandfather was also my good friend. So I predict that Obama will win the presidency, that's all." Thousands celebrated here in 2008 when Obama was elected the first African-American president of the United States. Some here are hurt that he hasn't visited the town where his grandmother still lives since he took office. But most here are still rooting for Obama. One man says he doesn't need magic to predict an outcome, he's instead been keeping an eye on the polls. Obama only visited sub-Saharan African once in his four-year term - a brief stopover in Ghana between summits elsewhere. The region has gone virtually unnoticed as a topic in the U.S. presidential election campaign - sidelined by talk of a stuttering economy, healthcare reform and a dragging war in Afghanistan.

[manic4organic]

In before CatOwner and other concern trolls express their belief in the witch doctor’s prediction.

[Uncle Chip]

This is John Dima - a respected local witch doctor who's trying to peer into the future to predict whether Obama will trounce Mitt Romney in his bid for the White House.

Maybe this witch doctor could roll his shells and bones and peer into the past and answer the birth certificate question for his fellow villagers.

[Boonie]

I have said for a long while the reason Obama hasn’t shown a birth certificate is because he was born in a mud hut in Kenya and didn’t have one...This witch doctor and some midwife probably delivered him along with shaking some bones and rocks in a leather pouch....

[WilliamofCarmichael]

This is even weirder..

(from four years ago)

Sunni Cleric: Allah Will Send an 'American Gorbachev' to End the American Empire Soon

A FReeper named Obama's economic policies barrystroika after Gorbachev's perestroika.

[sanjuanbob]

I was just going to look up ooh eeh ooh uh uh, for the correct spelling before seeing you got to it first...only us oldsters know what we’re talking about. LOL!

[CatOwner]

Wow. Now I’m getting pinged on a thread I didn’t even read (and still haven’t). For a poster you and others obviously can’t stand or even hate, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about me.

[Venturer]

NATURAL BORN CITIZEN MY ASS.

Obama is not Constitutionally qualified to be President.

Those who accept him are Traitors.

Yes: I mean the Supreme Court and the Congress of the United States-—Both Parties.

Now we have friggin witch Doctors telling us what we already know.Obama’s father was not American.

[An American In Dairyland]

Barry’s “father’s” ancestral village? Really? Who knows who Barry’s father really was? Barry doesn’t know who his daddy was. His skanky mama didn’t know either in all likelihood. Nobody knows who his father is. Because only an authenticated birth certificate or a DNA test can tell you that. And we don’t have either of those. Really, stop feeding the lies Barry tells.

[21twelve]

I was thinking of “You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up”.

BTW - on another thread it had a photo of him. One would think a real witch doctor would take care of his own deformed feet first.

[delcopatriot]

Please post pic! I can’t wait to see John the Witch Doctor!

[sanjuanbob]

There’s a video at the link. He’s one ugly witch doctor!

[ronnie raygun]

So my American welfare check, food stamps, disability, social security and welfare checks keep coming otherwise I will have to sharpen my dull spears and fend for myself like those rich republicans

[TurboZamboni]

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I would take this with a grain of salt because this guy has a conflict of interest. If Obama wins, he’ll be able to come to America and treat patients as a certified Obamacare doctor.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Sad to say he may just about be as effective as the PA I’ve been seeing lately...

[wardaddy]

Obama is nothing more than a witch doctor himself

For stupid white people

[time4good]

Don't let it creep you out. It's a fool's game/con-artist by Kenya or any other name's game. NO ONE in Heaven or Earth or ANYWHERE else can predict the future. Not Satan or any of his minions, seers, Harry Potters, Sister Clemenza (midnight TV lady?) or Whoopie Goldberg in Ghost. Only God Almighty in Heaven knows the future as HE, the I AM that I AM, is the ONLY One that spans Space and Time.

All Satan and his creepy idiots can do is tell you things of the past or present, OR, what God has already declared will happen in the future.

So, God only knows who will be tomorrow's President. (With that being said, He does give wisdom to the hearts of men, and it sure is looking like Romney :)

[TurboZamboni]

Maybe he’ll get Mooche’s old job at that Chicago hospital.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

I heard that he said

Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah To the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang

[DManA]

It takes an Al-Reuters to print that without any embarassment or sense if irony:

a respected local witchdoctor