[Uncle Chip]

This is John Dima - a respected local witch doctor who's trying to peer into the future to predict whether Obama will trounce Mitt Romney in his bid for the White House.

Maybe this witch doctor could roll his shells and bones and peer into the past and answer the birth certificate question for his fellow villagers.

[Boonie]

I have said for a long while the reason Obama hasn’t shown a birth certificate is because he was born in a mud hut in Kenya and didn’t have one...This witch doctor and some midwife probably delivered him along with shaking some bones and rocks in a leather pouch....