[N. Theknow]

This can't possibly be true!

I saw, with my own eyes, the President himself touring the devastation PERSONALLY!

Why, he even hugged someone to make them feel better!

And how can there be looting?

There is no mention of it on the news!

[Polynikes]

“This can’t possibly be true!

I saw, with my own eyes, the President himself touring the devastation PERSONALLY!

Why, he even hugged someone to make them feel better!

And how can there be looting?

There is no mention of it on the news!”

At least NJ and NY have strict gun control so the looters should be safe. /s