Learn to love filling out forms and never hearing back from FEMA. They are mostly about filling out forms, which they must stack in a truck somewhere until they are shredded.
Obama has had his photo op hugging a crying woman, and that’s all he was scheduled to do yesterday....oh, and to show how he could actually hug a fat Republican, Gov. Christie...a twofer on the tolerance scale.
Learn to have your whole damned family fill out forms for a FEMA trailer.
Learn how to post on eBay to sell the extras.
Learn how to get each member of the family line up to get one of the free charged-up debit cards Obama will be handing out soon.
Learn how to get every member to ‘fan out’ when lining up for FEMA supply goodies.
Learn how to apply for unemployment, Section 8, SNAP, TANF and disaster grants for your ‘new post-disaster’ business...
Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon... forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as fire lighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat... and the best way to annoy him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. -Douglas Adams The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Substitute any mindless federal bureaucrat for Vogon, and it pretty much describes all government agencies.