[The people have spoken]

If parents need to be paid to pick up their kid’s report card, maybe they should have been paid not to have kids.

[21twelve]

Our kid's grades get updated every weekend on the internet. Incentive to keep their TV/internet/phone privileges for the following week.

Hmmm. Even just $5 to review each week times three kids.... I'm in!

[I still care]

That’s the best suggestion yet.

Paying these people $25 to be sterilized, you know, I’d bet they’d take it. Problem is, the ones lining up for it would all be minorities, and then the cries of “Racist, racist!” would begin.

[Alberta's Child]

That’s exactly the point that nobody wants to say out loud. These kids — and these parents — are the ones who have managed to find their way into existence despite the best attempts of Margaret Sanger’s eugenics program.