PRESIDENT OBAMA ANNOUNCES A CLEARANCE SALE (EVERYTHING MUST GO !!)

Breitbart ^ | 10/21/2012 | LEE STRANAHAN

[SeekAndFind]

The President of the United States is apparently having a fire sale. The Obama / Biden campaign sent out an email on Saturday with a headline that any internet marketer would love, complete with stars and ALL CAPS. The email subject line is “? Our biggest sale EVER ?” and it promises big big savings of 30% off of everything (minimum order, $10) PLUS guaranteed delivery by election day at the “Last Call Sale.”

But don’t order yet! The commander-in-chief will ALSO give you free shipping! That’s right, America; at these prices, you can’t afford to NOT support reckless, failed policies!

Just what manner of swag can one purchase to help support the current leader of the free world? Aside from the standard items like yard signs, buttons and bumper stickers that you’d expect from any campaign, the Obama Store contains a few products that stand out.

Every infant needs a My Two Dads Support Obama Baby Onsie because at that age, they are too young to ask to obvious biological question and thankfully, it’s a steal at half-off; only $10! Don’t worry, there’s one for Two Moms--and if you’re heterosexist, there’s of Onsies that show men & woman holding hands; only $65!

[SeekAndFind]

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Going out of business sale.

[Irenic]

Al Queda, Taliban and jihadist everywhere will be stocking up for celebratory effigy burnings. They could probably pitch in a can of lighter fluid for orders over $100.

[freedumb2003]

Marked down, this conceptual pissing on the flag of the USA by commie sean john:

[shove_it]

But wait, we’ll double your order, just pay the shipping and handling.

[nclaurel]

Say it again!

[Uncle Slayton]

By selling the Obama Birth Certificate coffee cups, the campaign is engaging in forgery of a legal document and under Romeny will face forgery charges for each BC cup that is sold and everyone who has one of the coffee cups will face forgery charges.

[Bullish]

I kinda have my eye on the George Soros puppet-master string set.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Wearing a BO tshirt is going to look stupid when Romney is president.

[upchuck]

Email is here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2947938/posts

[Leep]

More supply than demand? awww.
Maybe he is getting a inkling of how it feels to struggle to stay alive in a retail bussniess during a horrible economy?
But I rather doubt it.

[DJ Taylor]

If I remember correctly, the Clintons took the silverware when they left the White House. I thought that was a “classless” act typical of a Democrat, but having a fire sale, that really takes the cake.

[puppypusher]

I wonder if that includes the Pic of the Presidential Seal with he and michell’s faces on it.

That stuff is worthless it should be thrown in the trash along with the history of the Obama Presidency.

[dennisw]

Obama -Biden could real clean up by selling Man's Country penis enlargement tabs

[Gay State Conservative]

Call now and we’ll *double* your order!

[PJBankard]

[Irenic]

That is VERY ugly.

[smokingfrog]

Hot diggity!

[Larousse2]

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