Oh, I'm sure his inner thug would just love to diss Romney and Ryan by not showing up to their inauguration, but even Barky knows that he'd be branded as a hateful little loser for life, if he did it.
I'd more expect for him to show up and try to steal the limelight, in a grand preparation for his next job as Emperor of The World .. LOL
(You're right. Mooch would twist his ears off if he missed it)
That occurred to me too. Which will also make him look rather petty.
Oh, no, not his love handles! LOL