He also thinks he’s the best president of all time. And there are a few other turds in this country that think the same thing.
Pathological narcissism. It's an actual mental disorder.
As we move down, we see square-jawed CAPTAIN OBAMA, his
shifty-eyed lawyer, and the cold Moderator all standing
before the Judge.
OBAMA is smirking confidently as the Moderator reads from
a long page of charges.
MODERATOR
Barrack Obama - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ...
CUT TO
THE GALLERY
The hostile humanoid and alien faces all stare at OBAMA with
hateful, accusing eyes.
MODERATOR
(V.O.)
... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...
CUT TO
OBAMA’S LAWYER
Mopping his brow, he looks nervously over to OBAMA.
MODERATOR
(V.O.)
... thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?
CUT TO
CAPTAIN OBAMA
Smiling to himself, he nods, then gets serious.
OBAMA
Not guilty!
LAWYER
(whispers to Obama)
Not guilty?!? Are you nuts?!?
OBAMA
(whispers to lawyer)
It’s okay, Charlie. I got an
angle.
JUDGE
(to Moderator)
Call the first witness!
OBAMA and his lawyer move to their seats.
LAWYER
(to Obama)
But the Moderator’s gotcha cold!
Yer as guilty as a cat in a goldfish
bowl.
CUT TO
THE COURTROOM DOORS
ZEKE and EDSEL enter with ROMNEYE, and push their way to the
front.
MODERATOR
The Prosecution calls Mitt Romneye.
GUARD #1
Calling Mitt Romneye!
GUARD #2
Calling Mitt Romneye!
GUARD #3
Calling Mitt Romneye!
GUARD #4
Mitt Romneye!
ZEKE and EDSEL sit down, while MITT ROMNEYE, small and
shabby, walks up to the witness stand, nervously clutching
the small green ball in his hand. As he passes, OBAMA and
his lawyer continue to argue.
LAWYER
(pleading)
Lissen Obama ... change the plea
to guilty. Throw yerself on the
mercy of the court.
OBAMA
I told you, Charlie. I got an
angle.
MITT ROMNEYE is sworn in, as Obama’s lawyer begs.
LAWYER
But the most we can hope for is to
get ya buried in secrecy so yer grave
don’t get violated! Plead guilty!
OBAMA
Shut up, Charlie. I got an angle.
LAWYER
What angle?
OBAMA
(pointing to Romneye)
Him!
CUT TO
WITNESS STAND
MODERATOR
State your name for the record.
ROMNEYE
(fidgeting nervously with
the green ball)
I am Mitt Romneye.
CUT TO
OBAMA
OBAMA
(winking to lawyer)
I promised him thirty-five thousand
zuleks to testify on my behalf.
CUT BACK TO
WITNESS STAND
MODERATOR
You know the defendant,
(pointing)
Captain Obama?
ROMNEYE
Yes, I know Captain Obama. And
never did there live a kinder, more
generous man. He is an overflowing
cup, filled with the very cream of
human goodness ...
CUT TO
OBAMA AND HIS LAWYER
OBAMA
(to lawyer)
See?
CUT BACK TO
WITNESS STAND
ROMNEYE
... in all the time I’ve known him,
he’s never done anything immoral ...
(thinking)
unless maybe the Pre-Schooler’s
Prostitute ring ...
CUT TO
OBAMA AND HIS LAWYER
They look at each other, shocked.
OBAMA & LAWYER
Huh?!?
CUT BACK TO
WITNESS STAND
ROMNEYE
(speaking gently)
... and he’s ah, never done anything
illegal ...
(turning sharply)
... unless you count all the times
he sold dope disguised as a nun!!
(reverting to meekness)
He’s always been a good, law-abiding
citizen ...
(shouting at himself)
Awww, gimme a break!!
(gentle again)
... of the Federation, and, and ...
(going schizo)
Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!
(gentle, but starting to sweat)
... a community-concious individual, ah, ah ...
(rising in crazed anger)
OBAMA!!!
(pointing as he screams)
He’s nothin’ but a low-down, double-dealin’,
back-stabbin’, larcenous, perverted worm!!
OBAMA and his lawyer look on, horrified, as ROMNEYE’S body
starts to grow.
ROMNEYE
Hangin’s too good for him!!
New muscles tear through ROMNEYE’S shabby clothes.
ROMNEYE
Burnin’s too good for him!!
Growing larger, he starts foaming at the mouth.
OBAMA
Mitt ...
ROMNEYE
He should be torn into little bitsy
pieces and buried alive!!!
ROMNEYE rams his hands down onto the Witness Stand, shattering
it completely.
OBAMA
Mitt ...
ROMNEYE
I’ll kill him!
He hurls the Moderator aside, and moves towards OBAMA with
thundering footsteps.
ROMNEYE
KII - ILLL!!!
Still growing, he rips apart the Judge’s bench as he passes
it. Finally he stands towering in rage over the terrified
OBAMA.
OBAMA
(to Romneye)
H-h-hey, Mitt ...
n-now take it easy, Mitt,
I’m sure we can talk this ov ...
Instinctively, OBAMA leaps back as ROMNEYE’S giant hands come
smashing down in the spot where OBAMA stood. The gallery
scatters screaming as OBAMA runs for the door. Slavering,
ROMNEYE thunders after him. OBAMA runs through the exit,
bolting the door behind him. ROMNEYE follows, tearing the
door apart, and bringing the entire courtroom wall down in
the process.
Barry’s narcissism wouldn’t let him accept anything but thinking he had won.
Speaking for myself, I think that Obama did an absolutely splendid job in Denver last Wednesday night and my advice to him is to not change a thing!
Obama believes he’d got the better of Romney as he walked off stage to the dismay of his aides, according to a Democrat close to the campaign - The President failed to prepare properly, opting instead to visit the Hoover Dam the day before the showdown - Democrat claims he was so disdainful of Romney that he didn’t think he needed to even engage with him - Had one-liners on 47% prepared but chose not to use them
Those watching his debate against Mitt Romney already knew it had been a disaster for him.
But what nobody knew, until now, was that Obama believed he had actually won.
In my 70+ years, when I have seen mental problems and denial of the obvious, like what was observed and cited here. I automatically think what we are seeing/hearing is due to alcohol/drug abuse plus the mental disorders which renders a person incapable of admiting they were wrong.
We have to fire this insane bastard this November before he destroys our country and us.
This reads like a combination of trying to lull Romney into complacency and drastically lowering expectations before the remaining debates.
I don’t believe a word of it. This sort of thing could only come from a top member of Obama’s political team, and none of them are about to do something (like petty backbiting and leaking) that undermines their shot at a second term)
Speechless. he is headed for a full blown meltdown
Obama felt the same way about Romney as he feels about all of us little people. Justice is sweet!
He MUST have been high that night to think that!
The God King spent his entire life getting smoke blown up his woo-hoo, he believes his entire fairy tale, much like what happens to leaders who start believing the myths that were created for them...
Of course he thought he won the debate. Most others were giving him a D or F.
He also gave himself a B+ for his first year in office, when most others were giving him an F.
He took an Incomplete during his 4th year, because he still has more ‘fundamental change’ to initiate. Most others are still giving him an F.
self ping for later read
He can't win a debate on his own. Only the enemedia can help him.
If there was an 0bama Greatness Award . 0bama would award the first one to himself.
Prominent Members of Chicago Black Community: Those closest to Obama know there’s no 2nd term
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-gop/2931779/posts
yeah, right... 
Obama is bat shit crazy, pathologically narcissistic and absolutely coming apart at the seams over this debate loss.
Though the media will never allow it to happen, if he were to lose a second debate, there is no doubt that he would have a full blown meltdown.
This is finally entertaining!