[Uncle Sham]

C'mon Freepers, somebody do this in time to share before the election. Rush's show would be a perfect place to play.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

I was thinking of this one by KC & the Sunshine Band with the chorus...”If You’re Dumb Enough”....

[Friendofgeorge]

I like it

[funfan]

Jimmy Buffet would have a cow. He is a big lib and I think
he loves Obama and the OWS crowd.

[jazusamo]

That’s good, hope someone with musical talent will pick it up and do it.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQLClLLIYQ

Sorry, forgot the link.

[timlilje]

Here’s mine:

Nibblin’ on spin-cake-—Watchin’ the FED break
We’re talkin’ green, not drilling for oil
Creditors callin’—Home prices fallin’
All of the oceans are starting to boil

Ref:
Wastin’ away again in Obamaville
Seein’ all my rights under assault
The President claims that someone else is to blame
But I know, it’s our leader at fault

Don’t know the reason-My paycheck is freezin’
My 401K is a giant black hole
But Washington don’t care-They addict me to welfare
So they can take care of my pathetic soul

Ref:

The President’s talkin’-The media’s squawkin’
I got my free healthcare i’m taxed to the bone
Pelosi say’s no coal, and Harry’s an asshole
And I’m so pissed off that I’m drinkin’ alone

[swamprebel]

very creative, El-Rushbo could have fun with this.

[stanne]

And:

He’s up for the first pitch
It ends up in the ditch
Oh no he’s wearing his momma jeans
We call for a Bronx Cheer
He throws like my sister
There’s gotta be a Bud at this All Star game

And we’re wastin’ away my friend in Obamaville
searchin’ for that last job you just lost
the media claims he’s the man but he ain’t
Elect him again, it’s you’re own damn fault

[classified]

sent it to Rush!

[PALIN SMITH]

We did this song parody over a year ago

Wasting Away In Jimmy Carterville

[freepdawg]

Why write a new tune. Just recycle one from the Carter era: “Welfare Cadillac” by country singer-songwriter Guy Drake. Tell me these immortal words don’t fit today!!

(Google Guy and this song and find the Youtube video of Guy singing the tune at the Grand Ol’ Opry. Classic!!)

You know I’ve never worked much in fact I’ve been poor all my life
I guess all I really own is ten kids and a wife
This house I live in is mine but it’s really a shack
But I’ve always managed somehow to drive me a brand new Cadillac

The backdoor steps they done fell plumb down
The front screen door’s off and laying somewhere out there on the ground
The wind just now whooped up another piece of that tar roofing off the back
I sure hope it don’t skin up that new Cadillac

The front porch posts fell loose at the bottom
It don’t make no sense to fix ‘em cause that floor’s just too darn rotten
In the winter sometimes we have snow blowing through the cracks
If it gets too bad we all just pile up and sleep out there in that new Cadillac

I know the place ain’t much but I sure don’t pay no rent
And I get a check the first of every month from this here Federal Government
Every Wednesday I get the commodities sometime four or five sacks
I always Pick ‘em up down at the welfare office driving that new Cadillac

Some folks say I’m crazy and I’ve even been called a fool
But my kids get free books and all them there free lunches at school
But we get beer and crackfood and man they give us flour by the sack
Course them welfare checks they meet the payments on this new Cadillac

Now the way that I see it these other folks are the fools
They’re working and paying taxes just to send my younguns to school
The Salvation Army cuts their hair and gives them clothes to weear on their backs
So we can dress up and ride along and show off this new Cadillac

But things are still gonna get better yet at least that’s what I understand
They tell me this new President done put in a whole new powerty plan
He’s gonna send us poor folks money we’re gonna get it out there in stacks
In fact my wife’s already shopping around for her new Cadillac

[skinkinthegrass]

rush ping! 8-D