Posted on 09/13/2012 8:11:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Turning to fictional news, Leon Panetta denies that he offered that Romney could sit in Obama's EMPTY CHAIR at the daily security briefings :)
Obama on 60 minutes yesterday
“There’s a broader lesson to be learned here, and I — you know, Governor Romney seems to have a tendency to shoot first and aim later. And as president, one of the things I’ve learned is you can’t do that. That, you know, it’s important for you to make sure that the statements that you make are backed up by the facts. And that you’ve thought through the ramifications before you make ‘em.”
Obama, July 2009 press conference
“Now, I don’t know, not having been there and not seeing all the facts, what role race played in that. But I think it’s fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry; number two, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly ...”
Another separate test returned higher than normal cortisol levels indicating borderline hypercortosolism (Cushings Syndrome, perhaps). More tests to come including a brain MRI.
Going to get to the bottom of my health issues.
Regarding Romney's statement. Facts are not necessary to make the observation that the statement coming out of the Embassy in Egypt were lilly livered, weasel words of appeasement.
Period.
LOL!
So it WAS Chris Plante’s producer Michael Piercy who recorded the “Open Mic” incident that went viral yesterday PINGS!
Prayers!!!
I listened most of the day. Missed the last hour.
But I heard that! Good work!
Thank you. We are going to be ok.
He did! Piercey is Amazing!
Is this the time for a BEER SUMMIT ?
Mark Levin almost always gives a “hat tip” to his sources but he didn’t
yesterday for the “Open Mic” he played last night. Nor did Rush or Sean.
Chris Plante and Michael Piercey deserve their props.
Oh and here’s new news I’ve only heard on Chris Plante’s show.
Our Libyan ambassador was Sodomized while on his way to the hospital by
the “friendly” Libyans Hillary/0bama bragged about.
I’m so stressed out I need a weed summit.
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