[celtic gal]

You can put lipstick on a pig and it is still a pig. You can spend a ton of $$$$$$$ on the First Frump and she still can’t stand like a lady, walk like a lady or behave like a lady.

[Iron Munro]

You can put lipstick on a pig and it is still a pig.

Yes, she is a sight to hbehold without a $1,500 wig and $1,000 worth of professionally applied putty and paint.

The below quote fits Michelle to a T.
(I "borrowed" it from a post by Freeper 'Capt_Hank')

“Son, I could place her out in my corn field and she would have crows bringing back corn they had stole three years ago.”