Yes, she is a sight to hbehold without a $1,500 wig and $1,000 worth of professionally applied putty and paint.
The below quote fits Michelle to a T.
(I "borrowed" it from a post by Freeper 'Capt_Hank')
“Son, I could place her out in my corn field and she would have crows bringing back corn they had stole three years ago.”
