[KansasGirl]

Here’s what local weatherman has to say.

https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/wxbrad

“there will be scattered storms during the afternoon but with the speech not until 10pm not an issue IMO”

“Thursday night will likely be the best weather of the entire week. Don’t blame them but could have called it earlier”

“My main point is if you were going to move inside for the small wx threat Thursday. You could have made that decision a week ago. IMO”

[Portcall24]

Princess Elizabeth Warren was reportedly seen dancing in front of stadium. This was made possible when she declined to talk with reporters about her hairitage (not misspelled).

[tomkat]

[AngelesCrestHighway]

[papageo]

And to think, the Panthers moved their practice to Florida this week. Obama could have used the bodies. Wouldn't have had to rent as many buses.I wonder where the buses are coming from? Hmmm.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

They don’t need to fill the stadium. They didn’t fill Invesco in Denver. I know this, because I was there as part of the TV press (and no, there were no thunderstorms forecast). They only need to fill 40% of the floor and first ten rows of 70% of the stadium for good TV (at night). The Denver event was a masterful illusion (in more ways than one!). It was a logistical nightmare, that was a miracle (and nightmare) then... and no wonder they don’t want to relive it now! The threat of thunderstorms is not worth the havoc it wreaks on our equipment, lights, and generators.

[DoughtyOne]

* * *  N A T I O N A L   W H E A T H E R   S E R V I C E  * * *

09/05/2012 09:00 Charolette


The National Wheather Service is issuing this important Wheather Advisery.  Please adjust your schedule accordingly.

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Gail force hot air has formed a topical depression over Charolette, North Carolina.  At this point in time, forcast models are predicting pockets of escaping stagnant back room air broken up by swirling masses of bitter angst.

By Thursday evening local time, Charolette can expect a considerable amount of moisture on the foreheads of officials at the Democrat National Convention.  Expected appearances by Leftist players throughout the region have vaporized.  Attendence at Bank of America Stadium could be deep under water by Thursday evening.

The National Wheather Service is now issuing an Inclement Wheather Warning.  Plans for one outdoor event should be canceled immediately.  Failing to do so could result in a flood of embarrassment.

Any busing plans to or from BofA Stadium should be re-evaluated.

Most Democrats should remain in their homes and wait for further alerts, unless directed to do otherwise.

President Obama has declared BofA Stadium a disaster area, and has made funds available to compensate owners who were monetarily damaged.

The Presidential Press Secretary has made public this press release:  In excess of 55 hours before Tropical Depression Obama was to strike Bank of America Stadium in Charolette, we have activated our national disaster plan.  Plans for Bank of America Stadium have been cancelled.  Democrats who had tickets, and are thus victimized, are being urged to go to Warner Cable Arena, for temporary housing. A limited number of empty chairs are still available.  Those who can't make it to the stadium, should remain in their homes, and think about how they can bail water for the best president our nation has ever had.

More information will be released as this administraton's needs warrant.

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[mc5cents]

[doug from upland]