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Have you seen this man?

He has seen you...

Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don’t add you to the list...

[Salamander]

It’s not that nutty.

After 9/11, every alphabet agency, Los Alamos *and* black ops joint in the country was hitting our website because “US Trikes” must have sounded too much like “US strikes” to them.

I mean *hundreds* of hits every week.

It went on for months.

I guess they were waiting to see if we’d suddenly ‘attack’ something.
[WTH?]

Eventually I embedded Tull’s “Thick As A Brick” midi on the pages so they had to hear it every time they clicked.

After that, they went away.

[Bshaw]

MMmmmmmmm - Hmmmmm, Sure would like me some of them fried taters.

[philman_36]

The next thing you know we'll be finding out that they can automatically cause your computer to shut down/reboot despite having a firewall, no known viruses on your system, no recognized system problems and up to date virus and malware protection.

The good thing about all of this...I haven't been paranoid for over ten years for nothing after all. {;^)

[TigersEye]

Rand Paul doesn’t think it’s nutty. He sent out an e-mail saying he was briefed on this very thing.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Thanks for the Ping. Pretty fun/amusing thread so far, considering the sobering subject of the post.

Salamander, your FR homepage is freakin' awesome!

[bgill]

"So that now I can pull your entire life together from all those domains and map it out and show your entire life over time," Binney says.

Whoopty do, so can any 12 year old with half an hour to spare.