I for one, cannot wait, cannot I say, wait for the formation of a Lesbian Legion and a matching Gay Guard Regiment.. Whenever things are desperate on a battlefield, and, O say, the jihadists are over-running a position, we could plug the dike by rushing in the Lesbian Legion!
As the Lesbian Legion engages the enemy frontally, the Gay Guard should attempt to turn their flank, while transgendered combat teams sow confusion behind enemy lines by constructing unisex latrines.
In fact, as a matter of policy, all white men should be withdrawn from combat until minority, female, and LGBTG units suffer the same number of casualties suffered by the Union in the Civil War.
It is only fair, fair I say.
Of course, discipline in a Lesbian Legion must be severe. For example, if jihadists are captured, their prayer rugs are NOT, Not I say, to be considered MREs.
Post of the thread ... LOL!!!