How is this for gall? Last night libs were already demanding Ryan release all his college records for investigation.
Bedecked in his usual comfort wear(gym shorts and Birkenstocks),Ears is smoking four cigs out of each side of his mouth, has white stuff under his nose and is throwing his ever present basketball at the FNC tuned TV.
He is also throwing F bombs(which insiders say is commonplace).
Moochies opening the door once in a while to hurl plates(and epithets) at him as we speak.
Booking trips to Bali, Monaco and having her aides do a New York J Crew and Barney’s run.
Plugs cell phone has been confiscated by panicking staffers(hes going to develop some pressing family matters or prostate cancer) and Val and the gang have Hildebeast on a charter back here to the states.
Meanwhile, Biden’s walking about asking “what’s going on?”
Der Sleek is rubbing his hands together and burning his little black book.
Bruce Jenners plastic surgeon is on his way to DC for a consult and surgery scheduling with Cankles.
Carvilles serpents head has just exploded.
Bill Burtons buck teeth have just shot out of the front of his mouth while he is lying on FNC.
Holders in his office, busily shredding.
What else?
Bedecked in his usual comfort wear(gym shorts and Birkenstocks),Ears is smoking four cigs out of each side of his mouth, has white stuff under his nose and is throwing his ever present basketball at the FNC tuned TV.
He is also throwing F bombs(which insiders say is commonplace).
Moochies opening the door once in a while to hurl plates(and epithets) at him as we speak.
Booking trips to Bali, Monaco and having her aides do a New York J Crew and Barney’s run.
Plugs cell phone has been confiscated by panicking staffers(hes going to develop some pressing family matters or prostate cancer) and Val and the gang have Hildebeast on a charter back here to the states.
Meanwhile, Biden’s walking about asking “what’s going on?”
Der Sleek is rubbing his hands together and burning his little black book.
Bruce Jenners plastic surgeon is on his way to DC for a consult and surgery scheduling with Cankles.
Carvilles serpents head has just exploded.
Bill Burtons buck teeth have just shot out of the front of his mouth while he is lying on FNC.
Holders in his office, busily shredding.
What else?
The Dems also sneaked in 'Bush's fault' for good measure.
Honestly, I don't know if this was a good choice politically. What he brings to the table is, apparently, good chemistry with Romney. That's important but not determinative.
I do not know if Paul Ryan would be experientially ready to be President. He's gifted on fiscal issues but a blank slate otherwise. He's very young, doesn't balance the ticket, spent his life focused on economics, has no military experience, scant private sector experience, no state or local experience, no foreign policy credentials, never run even a statewide campaign.
What makes HIM ready for the job?
Romney's gone all in on economics, gifted Obama with a dream target clarifying the Dem's strategy for them and chosen someone who may not be up to the top job. It's a high risk choice, maybe he'll prevail in Nov., but I'm less optimistic than ever. He may have handed Obama a landslide opportunity. This really will be Obama's election to lose and 2016 will be too late.
What I like the most about a Ryan selection, is that now every minute Obama is calling Romney a felon, a tax cheat without any source, or a time traveling Murderer, is a minute Ryan will be addressing America’s fiscal path back to prosperity. That’s BIG trouble for Obama for two reasons. Poll’s show two opinions the majority of Americans hold. 1. The Country is on the wrong track, and 2. Nobody believes they are better off now than 4 years ago.
My nipples haven’t been this hard since I sprayed liquid nitrogen on them.
I wish PR was heading the ticket though, but this was a great, shrewd choice by Glove.
My nipples haven’t been this hard since I sprayed liquid nitrogen on them.
I wish PR was heading the ticket though, but this was a great, shrewd choice by Glove.