Bedecked in his usual comfort wear(gym shorts and Birkenstocks),Ears is smoking four cigs out of each side of his mouth, has white stuff under his nose and is throwing his ever present basketball at the FNC tuned TV.
He is also throwing F bombs(which insiders say is commonplace).
Moochie’s opening the door once in a while to hurl plates(and epithets) at him as we speak.
Booking trips to Bali, Monaco and having her aides do a New York J Crew and Barney’s run.
Plug’s cell phone has been confiscated by panicking staffers(he’s going to develop some pressing family matters or prostate cancer) and Val and the gang have Hildebeast on a charter back here to the states.
Meanwhile, Biden’s walking about asking “what’s going on?”
Der Sleek is rubbing his hands together and burning his “little black book’.
Bruce Jenner’s plastic surgeon is on his way to DC for a consult and surgery scheduling with Cankles.
Carville’s serpent’s head has just exploded.
Bill Burton’s buck teeth have just shot out of the front of his mouth while he is lying on FNC.
Holder’s in his office, busily shredding.
What else?
Sorry for the double!
Debbie W-S is going door-to-door to her trial lawyer friends, insisting she always secretly hated that putz, congressional staffers are burning up MSWORD server updating their resumes, DC whorehouses and caterers are cutting off lines of credit, muslims everywhere are planning for another crusade, Bill and Hillary are looking at some nice dachas on the lake and the MSM is being forced to run Zero campaign ads for free.