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Posted on 08/08/2012 7:56:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hump day pings.
I’m forced to listen online since my local newstalk station (970 am in Florence SC) has dropped both Rush and Hannity. Huckster is now on at 12 and Dave Ramsey at 3.
Ughh...
Ewww, Huckster would make me barf.
bttt
Dropped Rush and Hannity? Is the station trying to commit suicide?
I can’t type what my BF calls Huckabee. . .
Thanks for letting us know that the world’s most incompetent radio station GM is in Florence, SC.
Was horrified to learn that one of Rush’s favorite movies is a Jerry Lewis flick though. Would be like finding out Mike Ditka had the collected works of ABBA loaded in his iPod. Or that Ditka had an iPod for that matter.
I can’t stand the Huckster, but I would highly recommend Dave Ramsey over Hannity all day long! Give him a try, then work his baby steps and you to can become a wealthy person that deserves the wrath of our government!
;-)
For those in the Boston area who haven’t heard, Rush moves from WXKS Talk 1200 to WRKO 680 on August 21. WRKO was
one of Rush’s earliest and most notable affiliates. (In 2010
Clear Channel started up “Talk 1200” and put Rush there,
along with other hosts. Now they are most likely canning that station, moving Rush and Coast 2 Coast back to Entercom’s
WRKO 680. CC’s local hosts Jeff Katz and Jay Severin laid off; for now, still running people like Sean, Mark, and Glenn but a new format for 1200 is expected soon. Perhaps those other shows will find homes elsewhere in Boston.
Anyway: Rush returns to WRKO 680 Boston on Aug 21
If Mike Ditka played the 1973 Miami Dolphins all by himself how many touchdowns would he win by?
“Reince” is pronounced like “Rinse”
Never take advice from Donna Brazile.
Still, it would be fun to hear Rush speak at the Convention.
I love the imaginary demons Libtards assign to Sarah, The Donald and Rush.
They think they have something over on them when they really don’t.
Good gooly, who would be the folks who would fall for this “nonsense” on Mitt Romney?
That would be liberals. They fall for everything.
I just had a stupid thought.
Virgil Goode should ask Tim Pawlenty to be his running mate. Then the ticket would be “Goode & Pawlenty.”
Thank me. I’ll be here all week.
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