Oh NO!
I've been outted!!
I hope the drought hasn't killed off all the worms that I'm about to eat in the front yard.
You? You deflect, pretend you did nothing, ignore your own arrogance, and make jokes about eating worms.
IF (big if), as you claim, you are a Christian, you might want to rethink what you said (heck, you could even privately repent) and perhaps move on.......