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How to Celebrate Barack Obama’s Birthday
Townhall.com ^
| August 3, 2012
| Leah Barkoukis
Posted on 08/04/2012 11:20:15 AM PDT by Kaslin
President Obama turns 51 on Saturday. Naturally, Michelle wants you to celebrate by giving her husband the key to your coffers. The RNC, however, has a much better way for you to partake in the festivities without breaking your bank:
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
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posted on
08/04/2012 11:20:18 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
Go get some Chick-fil-A and send the wrappers to Zer0?
2
posted on
08/04/2012 11:21:54 AM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Paladin2; Kaslin
If you live west of DC take a pizz toward the White House—that’s also toward Mecca.
Two fer’ one to honor ramalamadingdong.
3
posted on
08/04/2012 11:25:29 AM PDT
by
lightman
(One of the marks of the Beast is a white lower case "f" on a blue square.)
To: Paladin2
Hey...President Soetoro...I got yer "Happy Birthday" hangin' right heah.
Heh, heh...heh, heh...
4
posted on
08/04/2012 11:30:11 AM PDT
by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
To: Kaslin
too late, I already flushed
5
posted on
08/04/2012 11:31:33 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Kaslin
I’ll thank of him when I’m taking a dump - but only then.
6
posted on
08/04/2012 11:36:41 AM PDT
by
jongaltsr
To: Kaslin
In tribute to you Mr. President, today I'm joining the Tea Party. No more Treading on Me.
7
posted on
08/04/2012 11:38:37 AM PDT
by
fish hawk
(Religion: Man's attempt to gain salvation or the approbation of God by his own works)
To: Kaslin
I drank a bottle of milk O magnesia
8
posted on
08/04/2012 11:38:38 AM PDT
by
al baby
(“If Barack Obama has a Harvard law degree, he didn’t earn that. Somebody else made that happen.”)
To: Kaslin
I would celebrate his birthday by buying him a first class plane ticket to any socialist country that will take him and force him to live under the laws he’s trying to for e down our throats.
The only condition is he would have to stay there,Rhe sob.
9
posted on
08/04/2012 11:39:27 AM PDT
by
puppypusher
(The World is going to the dogs.)
To: Kaslin
Here Barry, a quadruple FUBO to you and your wookie spouse. We at FR are all pinching in to get a leash for her.
10
posted on
08/04/2012 11:42:26 AM PDT
by
catfish1957
(My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
To: Kaslin
A good book, or Sports section, a commode, and a full, but active, alimentary tract.
11
posted on
08/04/2012 11:44:49 AM PDT
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: bigbob; All
You’re not the only one...I sent him a fax as well...
His inbox is going to be pretty full today...
12
posted on
08/04/2012 11:45:52 AM PDT
by
stevie_d_64
(It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
To: Kaslin
Few people can live 51 years without accomplishing anything positive, but Barry done it!
FUBHO!!!
13
posted on
08/04/2012 11:50:17 AM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
To: Kaslin
Hey Hussein, happy birthday, I flushed your twin brother down the toilet this morning, you POS!
14
posted on
08/04/2012 11:55:18 AM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
To: Kaslin
I will celebrate in November, thank you!
To: All
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posted on
08/04/2012 11:58:24 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Kaslin
All I do is stand on the porch and pee in the direction of the White House.
Just this morning when I got off the pot I looked back and thought, “if Obama had a son, he’d look .......”
17
posted on
08/04/2012 12:01:36 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
To: Gator113
To: Kaslin
I will fart in his general direction.
19
posted on
08/04/2012 12:10:30 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: manic4organic
If he remains, I will taunt him a second time!!!
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posted on
08/04/2012 12:17:18 PM PDT
by
stevie_d_64
(It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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