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How to Celebrate Barack Obama’s Birthday
Townhall.com ^ | August 3, 2012 | Leah Barkoukis

Posted on 08/04/2012 11:20:15 AM PDT by Kaslin

President Obama turns 51 on Saturday. Naturally, Michelle wants you to celebrate by giving her husband the key to your coffers. The RNC, however, has a much better way for you to partake in the festivities without breaking your bank:

 

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

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1 posted on 08/04/2012 11:20:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Go get some Chick-fil-A and send the wrappers to Zer0?


2 posted on 08/04/2012 11:21:54 AM PDT by Paladin2
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If you live west of DC take a pizz toward the White House—that’s also toward Mecca.

Two fer’ one to honor ramalamadingdong.


3 posted on 08/04/2012 11:25:29 AM PDT by lightman (One of the marks of the Beast is a white lower case "f" on a blue square.)
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Hey...President Soetoro...I got yer "Happy Birthday" hangin' right heah.

Heh, heh...heh, heh...
4 posted on 08/04/2012 11:30:11 AM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Kaslin

too late, I already flushed


5 posted on 08/04/2012 11:31:33 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Kaslin

I’ll thank of him when I’m taking a dump - but only then.


6 posted on 08/04/2012 11:36:41 AM PDT by jongaltsr
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To: Kaslin
In tribute to you Mr. President, today I'm joining the Tea Party. No more Treading on Me.
7 posted on 08/04/2012 11:38:37 AM PDT by fish hawk (Religion: Man's attempt to gain salvation or the approbation of God by his own works)
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To: Kaslin

I drank a bottle of milk O magnesia


8 posted on 08/04/2012 11:38:38 AM PDT by al baby (“If Barack Obama has a Harvard law degree, he didn’t earn that. Somebody else made that happen.”)
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To: Kaslin

I would celebrate his birthday by buying him a first class plane ticket to any socialist country that will take him and force him to live under the laws he’s trying to for e down our throats.

The only condition is he would have to stay there,Rhe sob.


9 posted on 08/04/2012 11:39:27 AM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: Kaslin

Here Barry, a quadruple FUBO to you and your wookie spouse. We at FR are all pinching in to get a leash for her.


10 posted on 08/04/2012 11:42:26 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Kaslin

A good book, or Sports section, a commode, and a full, but active, alimentary tract.


11 posted on 08/04/2012 11:44:49 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: bigbob; All

You’re not the only one...I sent him a fax as well...

His inbox is going to be pretty full today...


12 posted on 08/04/2012 11:45:52 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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Few people can live 51 years without accomplishing anything positive, but Barry done it!

FUBHO!!!

13 posted on 08/04/2012 11:50:17 AM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Kaslin

Hey Hussein, happy birthday, I flushed your twin brother down the toilet this morning, you POS!


14 posted on 08/04/2012 11:55:18 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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To: Kaslin

I will celebrate in November, thank you!


15 posted on 08/04/2012 11:56:50 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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16 posted on 08/04/2012 11:58:24 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Kaslin

All I do is stand on the porch and pee in the direction of the White House.

Just this morning when I got off the pot I looked back and thought, “if Obama had a son, he’d look .......”


17 posted on 08/04/2012 12:01:36 PM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Gator113

Lol!!!


18 posted on 08/04/2012 12:05:34 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Kaslin

I will fart in his general direction.


19 posted on 08/04/2012 12:10:30 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: manic4organic

If he remains, I will taunt him a second time!!!


20 posted on 08/04/2012 12:17:18 PM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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