Every time I see Pelosi, I think of the movie Mannequin. She looks like a cross between a chihuahua on speed, and the Scarecrow. You’re almost afraid to pull the hair back for fear you’ll uncover the laces.
When she talks those beady little eyes look like they’re going to pop out. When she looks around during a public speaking event, she does so looking like she just took of her neck brace for the first time in 12 years. Stiff doesn’t begin to describe it. Petrified is as close as we’re going to get.
I’ve never been there when she speaks. I would like to ask those who have if they actually do smell the decomposition. It has to be there. It just has to.
I thought the premise in “Weekend a Barny’s” was an unbelievable plot. And then Nancy came along and it all made sense. I’m wondering if she hasn’t been dead since 1987. They wheel her out. Her mouth moves by animatronic electrical contrivance. The voice track is played over it. Then she’s wheeled back to her office, and put away in a closet until the next gaffe-a-thon. Then they pull her out, dust off her eyeballs and go for it once again.
That skull of hers can’t be used for anything more than a squirrel’s hide away for the long cold winter, and I’m sure I’ve heard the nuts rattling around as she leaves the podium.
Blaming this woman for an insult, is like blaming the Statue of Liberty for taking a dump on Liberty Island. Both are equally retentive, the only difference being that at one time decades ago, it’s rumored Nancy wasn’t.
Some Lefties get a kick out of donating their body to science. Fewer get the kick Nancy has, for donating her body to science fiction.
The Left will grow tired of her at some point. When they do we’ll look hard in the back of the walking dead movies, and there she will be. A non-living testament to taxidermy for the ages.
And in a pinch, the Left can still wheel her out in front of a microphone for the next 200 years or so. Hey, if it’s working, don’t fix it.
Hahahaha!!!
FMCDH(BITS)
DO, that was great. You are on a roll!
Pelosi is the picture of a useful idiot.
Except she is useless.