Gays can get rid of Chick-fil-A for good by perverting every rooster in the nation into gay sex with other roosters and chickens on chickens lesbianism. Results would be no more eggs or chicks. Problem solved and gays win, eheheheheheheheh. Any rooster who breaks the rules with a hen is charged with a hate crime and subject to circumcision.
Your post sounds more entertaining than anything released by Hollywood over the last several decades.
You should try to pitch it to a producer!