Posted on 07/29/2012 9:55:45 AM PDT by Gothmog
The Tampa, Fla., strip clubs are gearing up for the Republican National Convention next month.
And none more so than Thee Dollhouse, reported the Miami New Times.
This club has pulled a trump card, the newspaper said, by hiring a Sarah Palin look-alike.
Lisa Ann, as shes called, has appeared in several porn movies for Hustler. And shell be on stage at Thee Dollhouse for two nights just before the GOP convention starts. Tim Funk
(Excerpt) Read more at charlotteobserver.com ...
BTW, maybe we should headline a movie or a presidential ticket (voiceover): “Iron Munro and Gothmog are sick and tired of democrats .. and this time they mean it” ha ha ha.
Whooa! Now just wait a minute here, just where is this strip club and could you give detailed directions to the place. I must go down there to protest, yeah that’s it. my wife will understand.
I’m glad that someone understands and obeys “the rules” for posts of this type...though I think that this subject warrants a closer examination.
That and the SPCA would nail them for cruelty to animals.
Just make sure you take a pin to pop them fake boobs.
In related news, Wall Street rumours of a silicone shortage at Dow Chemical
have been credited with a spike in silicone futures. But cautious investors say
they will stay away from this "silicone bubble" as it will likely prove to be a bust.
Definition of “Silicone Valley”!
We’re not allowed to make Wookie jokes anymore, are we?
I liked the part of the story you posted the link for which stated:
“Raw Story reveals club owners say they see a big bounce in business when Republican come to town.”
The TBT had an article on it. I don’t care, but it is their right to hire a look alike of anyone.
How do you like the libs giving Fey the Mark Twain prize for humor right after her Palin gigs? This is a prize given to the likes of Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Steve Martin....all stand up comedians who did stand up for decades. That’s one thing that drives me nuts about the left; The blatant patronizing, they always pulll that crap and nobody ever calls them on it. “Look everybody! Tina Fey was sooo hilarious as Sarah Palin that she won comedies biggest prize! Ah ha ha! So now you must laugh or you don’t have a sense of humor!”
“Yikes is there a stripper look-alike of her too ?”
They would have to find an elderly retired one....ugh.....
That’s the best post I’ve seen today....
Welll you don’t know if they are fake. I would have to feel them first which could take several hours. Yes, my test for fake boobs is very thorugh as one has to absolutely make sure.
Maybe Gov. Palin should show up at the club and give a little speech like “her boobs are as fake as Obama’s qualifications/policies/etc.” It would be cheap, but accurate, and sure to attract attention while getting the point across.
"Direct" them? What is she, a cop? She might tell her kids what to do, but that's about it.
Or vomit
This thread is doomed...
I bet there is a Barney Frank Look-A-Like who already has a contract to be in a sleaze joint somewhere around the DNC Convention in Charlotte.
I can’t see the dems (man or woman) spending their money to see a hot female.
Well... Maybe Bill Clinton, if Hillary lets him attend.
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