Posted on 07/16/2012 7:56:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sorry Rush. Obie would share Mooshell before he would pass the pot...
so 47 seconds ago...where do you think he got the pot ?
lmao
LOL!!!
Unfortunately I still see them and Obama t-shirts in my liberal neighborhood all the time. Feel like smashing them...car and people.
Even a Republican Presidential candidate, explaining the conspiracy of silence about Obama, once indicated off-camera that the issue runs much deeper than people realize.
If this is true (and I was a birther waaaay before this president was even nominated) then it really does amaze me that those who know haven't gathered amongst themselves and decided how to handle it.
I realize power and money together is a very seductive combination- it's just difficult to grasp there could be people in power on the right- even some on the left who would stand for this. My guess is the truth will eventually be revealed- and it will stun millions.
P.S. Sure hope you get well and regain your strength asap!
Have you ever lived in an area with dopers. People turn them into the police. Nothing happens. The good people get frustrated and think someone in LEO is corrupt.
People in the know stay quiet, wait.
Finally one day the warrents and arrest are made. Many people, many big fish, go down just because LEO waited to catch bigger fish.
Take care of yourself and may the Lord’s hand guide the hand of your surgeon.
Yeah- and that’s a valid point.
I said a prayer for you and your surgeon. God Bless! :)
I thought you Minnesotans only became suicidal in the Wintertime. Please, forget Pawlenty, he is only this week's placeholder to keep Romney interesting in the media ... a frighteningly difficult task.
Besides knowing nothing about Pawlenty, I can assure you that no matter how terminally boring he is, Bobby (!) Jindal makes him look down right sparkly and all ... effervescent even! Pawlenty is at least a Natural Born Citizen, which is refreshing, what with all this talk of Rubio and Jindal.
My crystal ball (never wrong btw) says it's gonna be a woman for VP. Scarlet Johansen, maybe, which ought to at least get the Scandinavian vote in your neck of the woods, and since she's half Jewish, will give Romney a shot at the NYC Jewish vote.
You can take that to the bank. Now, as long as you're down in the dumps, try and find me a 195/65/15 tire.
But you can forget Pawlenty, OK. Nihil desperandum.
Take heart Rosie. It now takes 5 Obama Tee Shirts to trade for 1 Che Guevara Tee Shirt. And it will take you 15 to get you a Trayvon Hoodie.
This man's stock is slipping.
Where are they gonna park all those Escalades?
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