Posted on 07/13/2012 7:42:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I just took the one...ain’t takin more for the reasons mentioned here and I’m mostly takin Mag’s advice cause it was funny as hell....
I’m givin em away to liberals...
No one has given any thought to how much tailoring it will take to fit an athlete with a fitted, double breasted blazer. The wide, athletic shoulders and narrow waists of an elite athlete will take quite a bit of tailoring to make those jackets fit. …very labor intensive and expensive.
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Who’s pouting? I said I could support her.
you pout all over the place
what happened to your threat to drop out completely from politics if palin did not get the nod?
you are the reason the right can't win
you pout
LOL okay
i know you were counting on me forgetting your little snit fits in the past
i didn’t
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