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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; null and void; ColdOne; ...

Glad to hear it.

No complaints here. Well, maybe some, but who cares? ;-)

Do any of you Tweet? I do a bit, and I sometimes wonder if it wouldn’t be quicker to chat through twitter, than wait for the FR servers. It could free up the servers for important, political threads.


481 posted on 07/11/2012 6:09:42 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; Tax-chick

What’s going on?


482 posted on 07/11/2012 6:11:56 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: katana

late to the thread...the expanding cake is the best!!


483 posted on 07/11/2012 6:34:40 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Darksheare
...so we shoved a statue into the rift to seal the breach.

Well, that explains the grimace, and the funny walk...

484 posted on 07/11/2012 7:07:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012: MITT HAPPENS)
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To: fanfan

I established a Twitter account to follow some hilarious activity involving Obungle. Otherwise, I don’t go there. If you establish a reason, I’ll go.


485 posted on 07/11/2012 7:28:27 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: fanfan

I don’t tweet, I also don’t has a book made from a face.
Social media thingies I stay away from.
Mr. Zuckerburg and his privacy ‘tweaks’ concern me enough to stay far away from his baby.
So I stay away from all of them.


486 posted on 07/12/2012 4:56:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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487 posted on 07/12/2012 5:04:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: HKMk23

Hey, how was I to know the dimensional breach was actually part of a larger entity?


488 posted on 07/12/2012 5:43:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

It’s a mistake anyone could make.


489 posted on 07/12/2012 6:22:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

It kept the transdimensional baddies out though.
Soo I guess it worked out alright?


490 posted on 07/12/2012 6:27:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Anything that keeps the transdimensional baddies out is a win. We have enough problems of our own.

For instance, I keep dropping eggs.


491 posted on 07/12/2012 6:30:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

You aren’t dropping them, the floor is stealing them.


492 posted on 07/12/2012 6:31:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I think Ash is making me do it - she gets to clean up when I’ve dropped an egg (or four).


493 posted on 07/12/2012 6:40:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

Now THAT is a retired greyhound.


494 posted on 07/12/2012 6:47:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Ash put the capital R in Retired.

DP and I were pushing Kathleen around the block last night, and we met a family with a couple of strollers and an “Italian greyhound.” It was about half the size of Ash, and not retired.


495 posted on 07/12/2012 6:51:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

Not retired?
Meaning it was trying to do the warp speed thing all over?


496 posted on 07/12/2012 6:52:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I was sorry to hear about the Meatloaf Disaster. I suppose it’s beyond recovering?...


497 posted on 07/12/2012 7:46:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Tax-chick

You’re not dropping eggs: you’re conducting Gravity Checks in various parts of the kitchen. *snirt*


498 posted on 07/12/2012 7:50:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Monkey Face

I think so.
It came through the DarkFAX and promptly ploaded.
*hissed, puffed up like a toad and then exploded.

It has been scraped off the surfaces in here and used in horrible experiments.


499 posted on 07/12/2012 7:52:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Wellden...The DarkFAX Meatloaf Disaster shall be in the annals of The Unexplained Food Attacks forevermore.


500 posted on 07/12/2012 7:56:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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