[Washi]

"I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords." - Barack Obama

[Thorliveshere]

Shoot. Saw someone already said that. I should know that other Freepers are cleverer and quicker than I. :D

[Jonty30]

Is it because, if in the event of an alien invasion, we’re more willing to sacrifice Obama than Romney?

[JimC214]

Let's see... the economy is in the toilet, people can't find work. The price of gas is way too high. More and more are joining the welfare rolls. We have a president who talks out of his ass and generally b.s.'s about everything. And THIS is what the press thinks it is important to write about? If there are any aliens out there, please come and invade us. I am sure the resulting carnage and devastation would be an improvement.

[Vaduz]

Nearly 65 percent of respondents were stoned or drunk,result expected.

[This I Wonder32460]

Yes, Obama would put down both a welcome mat and a red carpet to greet the invaders.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Were the poll statistics controlled for idiocy? What sort of subsample of the population bothers to answer a poll question like this?

[dfwgator]

Maybe if we're lucky, life will imitate art.

[SECURE AMERICA]

Makes sense.
Most people know that Obama is an alien himself and other aliens would be more comfortable speaking with him then an American.

[Praxeologue]

Drilling down, I see that 85% of women under thirty favor Obama over Romney to handle an alien invasion.

Now what does that tell you?

[Gaffer]

If they mean Obama standing at the border with milk and cookies, well, then YES!

[bgill]

His home planet is Uranus.

[JSDude1]

Yeah because they know that Romney would welcome them as “brothers”.

[sergeantdave]

Yep, whenever I want to know what’s going on in America, I check the left-wing liars at Yahooo!