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1 posted on 06/27/2012 12:19:55 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Of course. “O” IS an alien


2 posted on 06/27/2012 12:20:37 PM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: Sub-Driver

Heck, Obama would just give them all amnesty.


3 posted on 06/27/2012 12:21:33 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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So now, in addition to Lincoln The Vampire Hunter, we can have Obama The Extraterrestrial Greeter.


4 posted on 06/27/2012 12:24:02 PM PDT by gleeaikin
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Will Obama solve the Bigfoot mystery? One must always remember that Bigfoot and UFOs are inextricably intertwined.
6 posted on 06/27/2012 12:24:37 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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Am I the only person that though this was initially about Mexicans?


7 posted on 06/27/2012 12:26:00 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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Well this makes all the sense in the world, 0bama would bow, ask for their terms of surrender, and offer them anything they wanted.


8 posted on 06/27/2012 12:26:17 PM PDT by mkjessup (Finley Peter Dunne- "Politics ain't beanbag")
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Like Obama’s doing so well with the illegal alien invasion from Mexico.


9 posted on 06/27/2012 12:26:30 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (If I can't be persuasive, I at least hope to be fun.)
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Alien chosen as Republican Candidate for President to run against Obama. Obama fights back with new slogan.


11 posted on 06/27/2012 12:28:40 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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Obama would handle an alien invasion by leading it.

Romney would handle an alien invasion by declaring that the Mormon self proclaimed prophet Joseph Smith was correct when he said there was no question the moon was inhabited. "Who can tell us of the inhabitants of this little planet that shines of an evening, called the moon? When we view its face we may see what is termed "the man in the moon," and what some philosophers declare are the shadows of mountains. But these sayings are very vague, and amount to nothing; and when you inquire about the inhabitants of that sphere you find that the most learned are as ignorant in regard to them as the most ignorant of their fellows. So it is with regard to the inhabitants of the sun. Do you think it is inhabited? I rather think it is. Do you think there is any life there? No question of it; it was not made in vain. It was made to give light to those who dwell upon it, and to other planets; and so will this earth when it is celestialized" (Journal of Discourses 13:271).

We're doomed either way we go.

Repel aliens, vote Virgil Goode.

12 posted on 06/27/2012 12:28:55 PM PDT by DannyTN
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With his background, I would have to go with Mitt Romney on who could best handle a visitation from visitors from another solar system.


13 posted on 06/27/2012 12:29:08 PM PDT by Uncle Slayton
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As for me - he is welcome to try handling this ...

14 posted on 06/27/2012 12:31:33 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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Romney would think they were there from Kolob to take him home...


16 posted on 06/27/2012 12:33:35 PM PDT by GraceG
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And his EPA is best suited to regulate unicorn farts.


17 posted on 06/27/2012 12:35:53 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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Where did they take this poll - a crack house?


21 posted on 06/27/2012 12:44:16 PM PDT by jersey117
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22 posted on 06/27/2012 12:44:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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America’s first African president knows a great deal about aliens.


23 posted on 06/27/2012 12:44:32 PM PDT by IbJensen (If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
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.. Obama better suited to handle alien invasion than Romney..."

Only if they land here:


24 posted on 06/27/2012 12:50:28 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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It figures that a vast majority of those who see space aliens as an election issue would favor 0bama.


25 posted on 06/27/2012 12:51:36 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (The patient is bleeding to death! Apply more leeches!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Hell, he’d give them amnesty, too.


26 posted on 06/27/2012 1:00:34 PM PDT by Thorliveshere
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UFO?

Uninhibited
Federal
Orifice?


27 posted on 06/27/2012 1:01:10 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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