[Slings and Arrows]

I know whereof you speak - I loved my dog (RIP Janey!), and I love my cats. I’m just worried about giving such wondeful creatures into the custody of people who will do anything for a fix.

[Daffynition]

Well, not too of us are in the Leona Helmsley class, who have the means to bequeath their surviving pets the *good life* after we are gone.