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To: SeekAndFind

There is no crime in Toad Suck, Arkansas. Everyone’s a friend there!


45 posted on 06/12/2012 9:17:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

How ‘bout them toad suckers, ain’t they clods?
Sittin’ there suckin’ them green toady frogs!

Suckin’ them hop toads, suckin’ them chunkers,
Suckin’ them a leapy type, suckin’ them flunkers.

Look at them toad suckers, ain’t they snappy?
Suckin’ them bog frogs sure makes ‘em happy!

Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin’ them sucky toads in they mouth!

How to be toad sucker, no way to duck it,
Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!

— Mason Williams


54 posted on 06/12/2012 10:18:16 AM PDT by thulldud (Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
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