[Izzy Dunne]

Joe's good at this stuff. He's the fun uncle you get to squirt with your water gun. He takes you to the water park and splashes more than anybody.

We shouldn't take him away from that and make him wear ties and make speeches and stuff.

[billorites]

I'd rather be seated next to Joe Biden at a dinner party than next to President Obama. He'd be a lot more fun than our brooding POTUS.

Actually, if given a choice, I'd prefer to be seated between Nikki Haley and Sarkozy's wife, but I digress...

[Recon Dad]

Remember the movie “Gremlins”, I’ve heard that the same thing happens if you get Joe’s plugs wet.