Suggestion: Take a trip to Fire Island. Find someone to remove the stick from your rectum. Relax a while on the beach. Find some semblance of a sense of humor. Get over yourself.
Then, and only then, will I solicit your diagnosis of my "problems." To review: Multiple posters to this thread got the joke. And liked it. Your feelings got hurt. Now you're trying to fight your way out of your own private tar baby. Let it go Kimosabe.
lol, ‘tar baby’? oy vey!