At one time--and not a long time ago--the civil union was supposed to be the answer to their "prayers." Now nothing will do except a massive church wedding with the bride(s) dressed in white. Somebody needs to do a quick review of the Tale of the Fisherman's Wife.
Oh great! Another opportunity for some blackrobed judge to tell us citizens that we don’t know jack and they will impose their wisdom upon us.
And before they wanted civil unions they rejected marriage and even the idea of monogamy as “heteronormative” (gayest word ever) BS.
The dem overlords wussed out and only passed civil unions here. They don’t want to lose even more downstate votes.
You know what gays, get married, you well off gay men go marry young men who will divorce you and take half your money. Lesbians you get married, visit the sperm bank for a “family” and then fast forward 5 years and find your self in a custody battle with someone of no relation to your children.
Pass gay marriage today Illinois, call it the “Divorce Attorney’s Enrichment Act of 2012”. They’ll pass the $ on to you via campaign contributions. Everyone wins!
I’ve decided just now I’m entitled to marry the person of my choice too no matter who it is. I think I’ll go with a supermodel that I’ve never met. I shall sue to force the government to compel her to marry me. Then I’ll divorce her, take half her money and marry both of her sisters. It’s my constitutional right after all. What you can’t find that in there? Check on the back, Thomas Jefferson put it on the back.