I live in the US state where the government fired off 1000+ underground nukes.
No glowing tentacles growing from my forehead yet, but my wife will testify that I do have superhuman powers.
Ok, that was funny raht thar, I don’t care WHO y’are.
“No glowing tentacles growing from my forehead yet, but my wife will testify that I do have superhuman powers.”
I initially read your post too fast...had a good laugh, now I see the word correctly (tentacles), still funny though.