I’ve found that one of the dumbest ideas is to board premium, first class, and business class first. Then, the rest of us come through and invariably hit those people who are sitting in those first seats - usually the fat ones, the ones leaning in the aisle and not paying attention, the ones still fiddling with bags, the ones still on their phones. And of course, they get pissy about it if you even brush their arms.
I wish airlines would issue deoderant.
As much as people hate to admit the truth, obese people ARE a problem. Perhaps if they had a fat people board first it would at least have them admit they are fat. Perhaps a fat section? (/s)