Molests Your Poodle

Free Republic original content | 5/24/2012 | By Lazamataz

[MissMagnolia]

Thanks for the link - I did it and almost fell off my chair laughing.

We are having a war on squirrels around here - trapping & relocating them away from the birdfeeders. We caught 3 yesterday & have one in the trap right now.

Anyway, I took the ‘quiz’ and got my Native American Name: Nina Salai ...... which means “Strong Squirrel”!! :-)

[Red Badger]

I have ‘signed in’ to many different websites and blog posting sites, even FR when I first started, and have received that message when prompted to choose a screen name..............

[no-to-illegals]

Let me play with your poodle ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJKi_yWxLy4 ... Laz, Responsibility2nd was right ... on to you.

[P.O.E.]

Pretty darn metaphysical, if you ask me.

[Donkey Odious]

Thanks for the laugh of the day.
You have given new meaning to the phrase “screwed the pooch”!

[ctdonath2]

“My Native-American name, from now on, is ‘Molests Your Poodle.’”

And your son’s Native-American name is “Condom Made In China”.

[wxgesr]

beat me to it.....

I knew some guys in TX that formed a triathalon team, they used the Spanish translation as their team name. Loved it.

[glock rocks]

Dawg, please put me on your ping list.

[blueunicorn6]

I was invited to take part in an indian dance ceremony. I put on my loin cloth and started to dance around the fire. There’s a lot of twirling in indian dancing. After the dance, the chief called me over.

“We are now going to give you your official indian name. It is CHEE-CHOOK-A-MAWAY.”

I was honored.

“What does that mean?” I asked him.

“It roughly translates out to ‘WHITE MOON WITH A CRACK’”

I’d forgot to wear my buckskin breeches.

[xp38]

I have no native blood in me so I feel deprived but I would gladly join the Laz tribe since it sounds like the coolest tribal name.

[coffeecup]

Sign me up. Thanks

[Salamander]

“Enola Pakuna”.
Your name means: “Solitary Deer Jumping Downhill”

WTF?

So I’m a Siouxicidal cervine?

[CatherineofAragon]

"I have no native blood in me so I feel deprived but I would gladly join the Laz tribe since it sounds like the coolest tribal name."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laz_people

[TheOldLady]

My dad swore that six generations back, somebody in his family married an Indian.

Although I have high cheekbones, I have never attempted to capitalize on it.

;-P

[CatherineofAragon]

Once more, with feeling....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laz_people

[Lazamataz]

98 Satisfied Customers!™

[Lazamataz]

WOW! My tribal roots!!!

[Lazamataz]

99 Satisfied Customers!™

[xp38]

Yeah ok but I am hoping you would open and lead the North American branch of the tribe.

[markman46]

I was waiting for that one