And now...actually that was a teleprompter malfunction.'' uh uhm, This our new Czar of Boob Belts
And now...actually that was a teleprompter malfunction.'' uh uhm, uhh When i b done here i'm takin this smelly old hippy chick home and pretendin she's a he!!!
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