I know a cat named Way Out Willie
He’s got a groovy little chick named Rockin’ Millie
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand job too
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Papa told Willie, you’ll ruin my home
You and that hand job have got to go
Willie said, Papa, don’t put me down
They’re doin’ that hand job all over town
Hand job, hand job, hand job, doin’ that crazy hand job
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Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
He’s doin’ that hand job with sister Flo
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said, do that hand job one more time
The doctor and the lawyer and the Indian chief
They all dig that crazy beat
Way Out Willie gave ‘em all a treat
When he did that hand job with his feet / Hand job...
Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie Junior, and a-that ain’t all
You know, the baby got famous in his crib, you see
Doin’ that hand job on TV / Hand job...