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1 posted on 05/19/2012 5:45:06 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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IBTZJ

(In Before The Zombie Jokes)


2 posted on 05/19/2012 5:47:46 PM PDT by Uncle Ike (Rope is cheap, and there are lots of trees...)
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Just Eeewwwww.


3 posted on 05/19/2012 5:49:27 PM PDT by CitizenM (Obama - The architect of the decline of the U.S.)
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Awesome. The perfect dinner-time post!


4 posted on 05/19/2012 5:50:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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Is it prevalent in Congresspersons?


5 posted on 05/19/2012 5:50:41 PM PDT by Citizen Tom Paine (An old sailor sends)
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Geez, a hypochondriac’s nightmare, I should know


6 posted on 05/19/2012 5:52:34 PM PDT by punditwannabe
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1,500-2,000 in the US?

It is amazing when they look for the rarest medical problems and label them ‘epidemics’.


7 posted on 05/19/2012 5:52:57 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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"..along with the presence of antibodies against tapeworms."

There's a clue that even House could believe.

8 posted on 05/19/2012 5:56:32 PM PDT by Paladin2
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Praziquantel? Wasn’t he in the NBA?


10 posted on 05/19/2012 5:59:15 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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I’m so glad my brain doesn’t look like that. And, yes, I know what my brain looks like.


11 posted on 05/19/2012 6:01:50 PM PDT by aruanan
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Dont eat pig meat people...they are also big carriers of MRSA...


12 posted on 05/19/2012 6:01:57 PM PDT by blasater1960 (Deut 30, Psalm 111...the Torah and the Law, is attainable past, present and forever.)
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Hidden Epidemic

1,500 to 2,000 cases in the USA is hardly an Epidemic

18 posted on 05/19/2012 6:14:36 PM PDT by Popman (America is squandering its wealth on riotous living, war, and welfare.)
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monsters inside me


19 posted on 05/19/2012 6:14:57 PM PDT by Principled
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I’m feeling a sudden urge to chug some veterinary de-wormer.


21 posted on 05/19/2012 6:26:30 PM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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Common in Kenya, it would appear.


22 posted on 05/19/2012 6:32:20 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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That’s why Obamacare was invented. Liberals are eaten up with brain worms.


24 posted on 05/19/2012 6:39:22 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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This is a disease that is epidemic in Mexico. It has become a health issue in the US only because of the illegals. Unfortunately the tapeworm infestation is caused by both eating poorly cooked pork and fecal oral contamination. If your favorite restaurant employs illegals from Mexico and they don't wash there hands after going to the bathroom , and they are a carrier of a tape worm then you are at risk of eating a tapeworm egg. One tapeworm can release 200,000 eggs a day. This is another gift from Mexico.
25 posted on 05/19/2012 6:40:32 PM PDT by pterional
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From the 3 Stooges:

Curley: I'll have burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Moe: Why are you ordering burnt toast and a rotten egg?
Curley: It serves my tape worm right!

27 posted on 05/19/2012 6:45:38 PM PDT by AU72
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Makes me very, very thankful that I’ve been a vegetarian for more than 40 years and never, ever eat out.

Ever since I saw tapeworms in formaldehyde in 10th grade biology class I’ve hated to eat pigs.


29 posted on 05/19/2012 6:48:15 PM PDT by little jeremiah
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Red Cross says I cant donate blood any more because I lived in Germany for 3 years and possibly came in contact with Mad Cow.

In my cynicism I throw back that I was only addicted to the Jagerschitzel.

Now this??!!?? Im a goner fer sure!


34 posted on 05/19/2012 6:57:16 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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I have an idea....listen to God:

Lev 11:7 and the swine, though it divides the hoof, having cloven hooves, yet does not chew the cud, is unclean to you.
Lev 11:8 Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch. They are unclean to you.

36 posted on 05/19/2012 7:01:03 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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