The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, May 11, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[hattend]

Ha!

[ExCTCitizen]

Obama saved 100 million jobs /sarc

Where China??

[hattend]

I still owe 12 payments on my car... you’re right, I should just stop paying and then when the bailout happens I’ll be positioned correctly (or the repo man will come)

[hattend]

Probably

[ExCTCitizen]

If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION

Damn straight

ABO

My tagline since February....

[hattend]

Caller fishing for freebies.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Ugh, another Two If By Tea pimp.

[hattend]

I have never had it but “it’s just tea” for crying out loud

Caller was denied free tea! WooT!

[ExCTCitizen]

Do you see the Ad by Restore our Future about Zero’s Stimulus giving $$$ to Fiskar to build cars in Finland? And a Solar company for Mexican Jobs??

[advertising guy]

ditto and why I keep a toe out the door

[MagUSNRET]

I have written this before...but I think it bears repeating...it is an analogy about the news media and liberals.......

“Two women talking on the telephone...henceforeth refered to as 1 and 2
1:” Listen...do you believe that awful ugly story going around about..............?”

2: “Certainly! What’s the ugly story?”
1: “I dunno, I thought you knew”
2: “I dunno I thought YOU knew—but believe me, its true!!”

[advertising guy]

been talkin to folk all over your state the last 2 days lookin for chiller a/c compressors........hard to understand em mostly

[skinkinthegrass]

WHOA! ....that's good! :-D

[MagUSNRET]

In that case, just smile and keep saying “ Uffda Uffda, Ya Shure Yew Betcha” ;-) LOL

[advertising guy]

I’ll say it but I WILL NOT wear the shorts and suspenders

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

...and don’t forget to wear Carharts.

...or ever, ever turn down a coffee refill.

[MagUSNRET]

(Lederhosen is German...the Uffda Uffda yew Betcha is Scandanavian) Sheesh......

[Yosemitest]

Extended Unemployment Benefits Program Ending in Pennsylvania

HARRISBURG, Pa., May 3, 2012 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The U.S. Department of Labor has notified Pennsylvania that the state's declining unemployment rate is too low to authorize continued payment of Extended Benefits, or EB, the Department of Labor & Industry said today.

The EB program provided 13 weeks of unemployment compensation benefits beyond federally funded Emergency Unemployment Compensation, or EUC, and 26 weeks of state-funded unemployment compensation.

The last payable week of EB will be the week ending May 12. Claimants currently filing for EB may continue to file claims for weeks they are fully or partially unemployed through May 12, 2012.

The department will notify, by mail, individuals affected by the end of the program.

Federally funded EB is a separate program from federally funded EUC. The EUC program and participants are not affected by the end of EB in Pennsylvania.

To learn more about employment services, visit your local PA CareerLink® office. Find the office nearest you by visiting www.pacareerlink.state.pa.us.

Media contact: Christopher S. Manlove, 717-787-7530

SOURCE Pennsylvania Department of Labor & Industry

Thanks Rush.

[advertising guy]

sheesh ??????????????

ya made Ventura a governor and Franklin a senator

shorts and suspenders are the least of your problems

lmao

[MagUSNRET]

I didnt :-) The “Uffda Uffda” gang did

(Im in the Lederhosen bunch)