If you saw the neighbor boy trying to stick his penis in a knothole in the fence or into his cat, you’d yell at him for trying to mate with a knothole or a cat. But, if he sticks his penis into another man’s anal canal in an attempt to mate, or if a woman tries to mate with an electrified rubber instrument, that’s OK? They are as insane as a kid trying to mate with a knothole.
KNOTHOLOPHOBE!
Laz A. Mataz, Founder, Lovers Of Knotholes Organization (LOKO).