[JRios1968]

George Washington never really died. His soul hibernated, and came back on March 10, 1940. In order to avoid publicity, it changed his name.

His soul’s new name: Chuck Norris.

[Lazamataz]

George Washington never really died. His soul hibernated, and came back on March 10, 1940. In order to avoid publicity, it changed his name. His soul’s new name: Chuck Norris.

Great job at avoiding publicity, Chuckles!