Posted on 05/04/2012 8:36:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Been checking too. Let me know if you get one.
done
Thank you.
Hi all...
Post 577 is pretty good...
Im giong to save reading the rest of the thread for later tonight, when no one shows up for the “Not Levin” thread ;-) LOL (I hope his dad is OK,,,but dang, I hate it when he is away!)
Rush just asked “if Ward Churchill had a daughter would she look like Elizabeth Warren?”
Is Mark’s dad unwell? I’ve missed a lot lately.
I’m gonna go whip up a big plate of food...watch golf and turn this chit off til the lounge
Not just “Not Levin” it’s a rerun :o(
Warren makes wanna slap her hourly but God said men can’t do that
Caller is correct, Obama’s borrowing is taking sorely needed funds from the Third World.
I’d just kick her butt and blame it on my great age and bad eyesight.
Check this out...
I like your thinkin
He told us Monday that his dad needed surgery but that it was not going to be a big deal.....and not to worry...(I worry about anyone going under anesthesia and the knife, until they open their eyes again and ask me for some pain meds ;-)
great...just great......the RNC could f up an anvil
whoa....pain meds ?
I’ll never understand how the average Paultard has the time, money and
effort to waste for an outcome they know will happen. There should be a
listing for it in the DSM.
my LeRoy Jethro Gibbs gus tells me there is Soro’s monkeys at play
my LeRoy Jethro Gibbs gut tells me there is Soro’s monkeys at play
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