Trim the palm hairs - do NOT blame the screen.
ALL of us who just read your post KNOW that it's your EYESIGHT that is shot!
(You be lucky you ain't COMPLETELY blind!!)
Aw, Jeez, Elsie! LOL! Don’t make me tell all your racy goat tales! ;^)
But, yeah, i guess every young boy has that 2001 apeman moment when he thinks he’s discovered E=Mc2 because his gun went off while he was cleaning it...then after that they seem to spend all their time experimenting in the lab. ;^)