Posted on 05/02/2012 8:13:55 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hello.
Greetings.
I just ordered my genuine imitation bronze commemorative statue of Obama personally executing Osama Bin Laden from QVC—it was on five e-z pays.
Ha!
Rather than watch anything that incredibly self absorbed idiot had to say, I fed my Downton Abbey addiction last night.
I have yet to watch that, which is odd since that sort of thing is typically right up my alley.
I’ll have to order the DVD when it comes out.
me too but wait there’s more....they thow’d in a bronze bust of Larry Sinclair too
I could have gotten a life-size statue of Michelle’s posterior, but they ran out of imitation bronze.
gotta run....shower { yes, I use soap } and a 10:20 golf tournament
go me !
If you’re an Amazon Prime member, you can stream the first season for free. I believe it is also on Hulu for free too.
In less than a week I’ve watched the complete series. lol. I highly reccomend it.
Buick makes a bumper for a butt that big
I hope Rush latches on to the Chen fiasco and Hillary’s part in it.
Not Buick, not anymore....
Gotta go with Freightliner or Mack, at least.
THERE IS STILL A BALM IN GILEAD
Good afternoon, megaRushWillTEARObama’sSpeechApartdittos from Biggirl. PING!:)=^..^=
bttt
I’m a Prime member, had no idea I could even do that that.
gotta link?
Have you seen this yet?
It’s about two reporters - one pulled from a car and beaten by a black crowd of a hundred or so. What’s funny is their OWN NEWSPAPER - the one they worked for - didn’t cover it.
I suspect if a hundred white kids dragged a couple out of a car and beat them silly that the paper wouldn’t ‘cover’ that either. /s
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2878896/posts
Thanks for the ping.
Specifically to Downton Abbey;
To Amazon Prime Streaming Video
Pro-Flowers dropped Rush, wanted to come back and he won’t let them?
LOL!
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