The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal

Daily Mail UK ^ | 30APR2012 | Allan Hall

[Jack Hydrazine]

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

[Candor7]

There was an African from Munich
Who always chased women in Tunics
Forgetting to grease her
She beat his old keester
And now he speaks only in Runics.

[Savage Beast]

Nine times was my max, and I was punch drunk for the entire following day.

Once, after quite a weekend, I was so exhausted I actually fell asleep in mid-action, but because I was so sweet no offense was taken.

[chris_bdba]

When did men become such whips that they can’t fight off a woman?

[AnTiw1]

In her case polyandry seems an ecclesiastical imperative...”it is better to marry than to burn”...sounds like she needs her own fire department...

I can remember lovin’ that put the moon to bed and greeted the sun...but 36 HOURS??...That isn’t fun, that’s slave labor!! ;^)

[Daveinyork]

Unless you’re from West Virginia.

[fieldmarshaldj]

That’s mean. Funny as hell, but mean.

[martin_fierro]

She's just a girl who can't say Nein

She's just a girl who can't say nine.

[fieldmarshaldj]

You need to write a book.

[llevrok]

I realized what I’d gotten myself into

Yeah. few times, it sounds like.

[mad puppy]

Pretty sure I know her sister....”golden band cure”.

[roamer_1]

[...] Something about our wedding cake cured her apparent illness, however.

Funny how that works, ain't it?

[llevrok]

Had a friend whose mother-in-law called him and asked to speak to his wife. He said “She’s tied up.”

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I know that woman. I called her home and her husband answered. “Is Kate there?”, I asked.

She’s not available. She’s on the phone”, her hubby replied.

“Ouch!”, I said. “That’s gotta be uncomfortable”.

[Rebelbase]

Master of your own domain?

[mikrofon]

%%
In München steht ein Hornfrauhaus:
Eins, zwei, (drei, vier, fünf, sehs, sieben, acht)... g’stuffa!
Da läuft so manches Schwänze aus:
Eins, zwei, (drei, vier, fünf, sehs, sieben, acht)... g’stuffa!
%%

[buffaloguy]

I am not sure what the complaint was about....

[Jack Hydrazine]

LOL!

[TigersEye]

ROTFL

[BRL]

Welcome to the Hotel Californication.....

[X-spurt]

LOL!!!!

[X-spurt]

I cured these girls of their insatiable longings

What???? They go lezzy?