Posted on 04/30/2012 7:57:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I just tuned in and there's a picture, but it's from Friday's show. Anyone know what's going on?
Now it’s my turn to say never mind——it just switched and seems to be current.
EPA official re: crucify comment resigns
OT, will we see Dan Savages’ It gets better’ links off the WH site and will they still push his agenda?
Keep this in your records re: sudden appearing memo from O to Panetta re: bin Laden Apr. 29, 2011
Note also the updates. More on this later, re: Panetta, etc.
They don’t know their changes will be moot from my HD cache.
Did you hear the kings new slogan is ‘Forward’?
As in great leap.
Thanks for the heads up, got the cam on now.
wow...the Coyotes are 2-0 up in the 2nd round and Jason Dufner wins.....oh and Holly Sonders is gettin golf lessons
“Forward—off the cliff!”
“Forward—into the fog!”
“Forward. . . your paycheck to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue . . “
Please, you are insulting --- PERVERTED CREEPS!! LOL
Oh I haven’t.
Not if some of FReepers are saying about not voting for the only candidate who could win!! Voting Third party will help ZERO crap on the CONSTITUTION!!
McCarver should stick to Sports!! I haven’t heard a SCIENCIST talk on a radio about SPORTS!! McCarver, if I want to know about FAKE CLIMATE CHANGE, I’ll listen to ALGORE...(which I don’t)
McCarver is a jackass
Any Stasi out there?
Any comment on the 1.5 bln O gave o to PA? May be as big a story as the Apple.
Jason Dufner’s first PGA win at age 35!
WAR EAGLE!
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