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BMW Customer Sues After Motorcycle Causes Persistent Erection
msn.now ^ | 29 April 2012

Posted on 04/29/2012 2:25:34 PM PDT by zeestephen

The rider claims that BMW's custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism which has made him unable to engage in sexual activity to this day.

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To: cripplecreek

Ooooh, I like that bike! But then, I like DIY projects, and that one looks like I could build it. I’d sand it really well, of course.


61 posted on 04/29/2012 9:08:43 PM PDT by Ellendra ("It's astounding how often people mistake their own stupidity for a lack of fairness." --Thunt)
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To: SuzyQue

We got some 11 foot ones right over here.


62 posted on 04/29/2012 9:14:47 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate Republicans Freed the Slaves Month.)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

How did that song go.....”I don’t want a pickle...just wanna ride my motorsikle”?


63 posted on 04/29/2012 9:20:41 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: zeestephen

Where can I get a BMW motorcycle?


64 posted on 04/29/2012 11:36:32 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Rebelbase

Poor thing done got wore out maybe.


65 posted on 04/30/2012 2:49:16 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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To: zeestephen

There’s nothing like riding.Man and machine as one.Sounds like this guy became a stressed member.If you wanna get down and dirty all you need are good knobbies and plenty of grunt.So to speak.


66 posted on 04/30/2012 3:04:24 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: zeestephen
Gives a whole nuther take on 'Happy Days'

..."..the weekend comes
my cycle hums
ready to race to you..."

67 posted on 04/30/2012 3:07:50 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: zeestephen

He now has an extra Kick Stand for his bike.....


68 posted on 05/01/2012 12:38:43 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

Oh yes, The Ultimate Driving Machine......


69 posted on 05/01/2012 12:44:07 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
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To: Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand
Geez....what would have happened if he rode a Harley?

His peter would shrink to the size of a toothpick.

70 posted on 05/01/2012 12:44:53 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: zeestephen

Ah, that must be the John Holmes model BMW. Or maybe the Ron Jeremy commemorative special.


71 posted on 05/05/2012 8:07:59 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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