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BMW Customer Sues After Motorcycle Causes Persistent Erection
msn.now ^ | 29 April 2012

Posted on 04/29/2012 2:25:34 PM PDT by zeestephen

The rider claims that BMW's custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism which has made him unable to engage in sexual activity to this day.

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1 posted on 04/29/2012 2:25:43 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

What’s ironic is, he probably bought the thing, to excite ladies.


2 posted on 04/29/2012 2:27:25 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (Obama ate his own dog as a child in Indonesia??)
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To: zeestephen

These things go in cycles.


3 posted on 04/29/2012 2:28:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Born to be wild.)
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To: zeestephen

So, otherwise the bike wasn’t a let down.
?


4 posted on 04/29/2012 2:32:20 PM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: Charles Henrickson
should have taken a cold shower. :-P

5 posted on 04/29/2012 2:32:42 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me $h!t, w!th d!fferent fl!e$". :^)
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To: Salamander

uh...


6 posted on 04/29/2012 2:33:06 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: zeestephen

Priapism and erectile dysfunction seem like contradictory terms.


7 posted on 04/29/2012 2:33:36 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Charles Henrickson

He needs to find an Iron Butt rider.


8 posted on 04/29/2012 2:34:05 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: zeestephen

Screw it. Let’s Ride. Never had a similar problem on my Harley.


9 posted on 04/29/2012 2:36:10 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: zeestephen

Oh, boy, this is going to be a stimulating thread...


10 posted on 04/29/2012 2:36:39 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: Rebelbase
Re: “Priapism and erectile dysfunction seem like contradictory terms.”

Well, they are at opposite ends of the pole, so to speak.

11 posted on 04/29/2012 2:37:51 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen
So having an erection prevents him from having sex?? What's wrong with this picture?
12 posted on 04/29/2012 2:41:34 PM PDT by Bob
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To: zeestephen

Some folks are never happy.


13 posted on 04/29/2012 2:44:20 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: zeestephen

Is that a BMW you are riding or are you just happy to see me?


14 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:02 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: zeestephen

I bet his first thoughts were “I love this bike!”


15 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:23 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: sockmonkey
All these replies sort of remind me of the Sneezing joke in the same vein:

"What do you take for it?", asked the woman passenger next to him. "Pepper.", he replied.

16 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:34 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: zeestephen
on which he sat for a total of four hours

LOL naturally.
17 posted on 04/29/2012 2:50:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: null and void

Wonder if he has sickle cell anemia. Would be interesting to know if he is afro american.


18 posted on 04/29/2012 2:50:23 PM PDT by The Old Commander (Where is Madam dufarge when we need her?)
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To: zeestephen

I’m not touching this post with a ten foot pole.


19 posted on 04/29/2012 2:52:21 PM PDT by SuzyQue
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To: zeestephen

Geez....what would have happened if he rode a Harley?


20 posted on 04/29/2012 2:52:32 PM PDT by Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand
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