Posted on 04/27/2012 9:16:14 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Simple pleasures.
the reason I so remember that story isn’t so much the new stuff and movie.......the date was that pretty
I thought that was the scene. There many other uncomfortable scenes too :-O
I’m a wetback now “
like that one ?
So, giving Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Ensure is torture; the EPA crucifying an energy company isn’t?
Leslie Stahl is as big a blithering idiot as Angela Mitchell....and frankly all of the Lib “reporters”
Heaven help us if it had been Slim Fast©...........
New bumper sticker?
I just got back from a discussion and caught the Stahl interview. Who was Jose? I just loved how he answered her, “Well, we do!”
Jose has a new book on Amazon.....check it out...Im going to pre-order it
Now all time greatest hits!
I can see the new Ensure ads now:
“Recommended by 9 out of 10 Al Qaeda Terrorists. And Dick Cheney.”
If they really wanted to torture the residents of Club Gitmo, they would play Mark Belling on an endless loop.
Or Mark SEE-MOAN! LOL
ROFL!
You need to tweet that to Rush.
Our kids used to “torture” me during trips by singing the theme song from a Saturday morning Godzilla cartoon.
....sometimes they’d go on for an hour, howling with laughter at the end of every verse.
Only way I could find to shut ‘em up was to join in, which would cause Grandma to lay down the law on all of us. (Plus cause surrounding traffic...plus lions and tigers and bears, oh my...to flee in all directions.)
I am delighted that Rush is giving so much attention to this “young skull full of much”. We NEED to cultivate the minds of the youth away from the liberal horsechit and back to reality!
long phone call.......Ensure = the new lead
Stahl is like Sawyer....both go slit eyes in deep sigh for drama effect..........I used to think it was to suppress a fart
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